Posts tagged humor
Cain and Ableist
Let (insert preferred pronoun) who is without privelege blog of thine oppression.
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.
For a moment I thought this was meant to be addressed to that trashy girl “band” of the same name, but then I realized they can’t read.
(Source: messrjamesprongspotter, via amorettes-dream)
Misinterpreted Hearts: Remove Erasers from Pencils 2012
Are you looking for a new cause to get involved with? Have all the other trendy world issues blown over a bit too fast for you? Then you’re in luck, because the next great cause for you to get involved with is here! Help put an end to erasing behavior by stamping out the root of the problem.
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SLUT SHAMING. I CALL SLUTSHAMING. Can we play a game like punch red buggy, where every time someone makes a slutshaming comment, you punch someone in the face?
Having a sense of morality = slut shaming. Only by inserting your dick into multiple vaginas or allowing the insertion of multiple dicks into your vagina can we hope to break this oppressive cycle! Join hands (or should I say genitals?) all mightiest warriors against slut-shaming, for it is you that is the future! Fight as one against those who would be a little bit more selective about their sexual partners as though it’s a bad thing. Down with the oppressors! Power to the sex organs!
Mario Street Art
Photo by saucemeisterq
Quick, somebody jump all over the artist for “blackwashing” Super Mario. What do you mean that concept “doesn’t exist”?
Social justice thought of the day:
How come no one gets pissed off at Ke$ha for cultural appropriation when she “wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy”?
The Egg:
nature’s little abortion.
(Source: thegreatwhiteguilt)
Foodkin.
So, when you identify as “foodkin” you’re not allowed to eat anything that’s considered food because you’ll be taking part in cannibalism, correct?
(Source: thegreatwhiteguilt)
Well nothing says living life to the fullest like taking the dirt road home.
If you really want to acknowledge your privilege
not only would you list each and every one of them on your blog, but you’d also go around wearing a t-shirt that labels them just so everyone is aware of how socially superior you are to them.
(Source: thegreatwhiteguilt)
Feeling Sad and Depressed?
Are you irritable?
Worried about how the stupidity of people might impact the future?
Feel like you’re slowly being driven insane?
You might be suffering from SOCIAL JUSTICE.
Symptoms may include: migraines, nausea, the urge to punch multiple people repeatedly in the face, banging your head on the wall or other hard surfaces, facepalming, hair pulling, screaming at your computer screen, extreme political correctness, gender confusion, identity crises, and self-hatred.
Ask your doctor about thegreatwhiteguilt.tumblr.com
